FAQ

Order your Bag of D**ks or Prank right from our Home page or Product Page! Thanks!

Seriously?

Yes mom, I'm seriously selling d**ks to people online.

I don't know the address of the person I'm sending the prank to.

That's not a question, but I'm sure you can figure it out. We highly recommend sending it to their place of work because it is usually a posted address.

How long does shipping take?

We ship via USPS Priority Mail. Your bag of d**ks should reach it's recipient in just 2-4 business days (U.S. orders only). Please allow 7-10 or more business days for international orders. 

I know the address but not the postal/zip code.

Again... thats not really a question, but if you take a look at these sites you'll get what you're looking for:

Canada Postal Code - http://www.canadapost.ca/cpo/mc/personal/postalcode/fpc.jsf 

American Zip Code - https://www.usps.com/zip4/

Who should I send a bag of d**ks to?

It's been said that people, on average, are able to keep a close network of about 250 people in their lives. I recommend all of them. However, the top 10 list of people to send a bags of d**ks to are...is?...are;

1) Coworkers
2) Ex Girlfriend/Boyfriend
3) Roommates/Landlords
4) Your best Friend
5) The Westboro Baptist Church
6) Teachers
7) Your estranged father
8) Favorite Politician
9) The man that killed your father/brother/dog
10) Frank Stalone

Can I customize the message?

Nope. We feel its best if the same message is delivered to all. It keeps people guessing. 

Can I send to Europe/Asia/Australia?

YES! it costs a bit more to get it overseas but we've gotten a good rate now due to increased volume. 

Are they certified Vegan/Gluten free?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. no.

How big is your bag of d**ks?

Our bag of d**ks is 5 to 6 oz's and includes 20-25 gummy penises. Please don't ask us how big our d**ks are, just figure it out with this information.

Are your bags of d**ks with glitter edible?

Yes, the gummy penises are still edible. The package remains sealed and the glitter is inserted between the package and the envelope. Do not eat the glitter. I repeat, do not eat the glitter. 

  INGREDIENTS

Glucose syrup, sorbitol, Sugar, Water, Gelatin, Acid Treated Starch, Malic Acid, Citric Acid, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Flavor, Arificial colors (FD&C Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1).

MANUFACTURED IN A FACILITY THAT PRODUCES WHEAT STARCH, MILK, EGGS, PEANUTS, WALNUTS, ALMONDS, AND SOY.

NUTRITION FACTS (Standard Bag)

Serving size: 4 pieces (24g)

Serving per container  about 7

          Amount per Serving

Calories 76  calories from fat 0

                                           % Daily Value*

Total fat           0g

Saturday  fat    0g                  0%

Trans fat 0g

Cholesterol      0mg                0%

Sodium            0mg                0% 

Total carbohydrate 19g           6%

Dietary fiber    0g                     0%

Sugar               14g

Protein             0g

Vitamin  A        0%       vitamin C  0%

Calcium           0%       iron           0%

*Percent daily values are base on a

2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values

May be higher or lower depending on

Your sexy, sexy calorie needs.