Order your Bag of D**ks or Prank right from our Home page or Product Page! Thanks!
Yes mom, I'm seriously selling d**ks to people online.
I don't know the address of the person I'm sending the prank to.
That's not a question, but I'm sure you can figure it out. We highly recommend sending it to their place of work because it is usually a posted address.
How long does shipping take?
We ship via USPS Priority Mail. Your bag of d**ks should reach it's recipient in just 2-4 business days (U.S. orders only). Please allow 7-10 or more business days for international orders.
I know the address but not the postal/zip code.
Again... thats not really a question, but if you take a look at these sites you'll get what you're looking for:
Canada Postal Code - http://www.canadapost.ca/cpo/mc/personal/postalcode/fpc.jsf
American Zip Code - https://www.usps.com/zip4/
Who should I send a bag of d**ks to?
It's been said that people, on average, are able to keep a close network of about 250 people in their lives. I recommend all of them. However, the top 10 list of people to send a bags of d**ks to are...is?...are;
2) Ex Girlfriend/Boyfriend
4) Your best Friend
5) The Westboro Baptist Church
7) Your estranged father
8) Favorite Politician
9) The man that killed your father/brother/dog
10) Frank Stalone
Can I customize the message?
Nope. We feel its best if the same message is delivered to all. It keeps people guessing.
Can I send to Europe/Asia/Australia?
YES! it costs a bit more to get it overseas but we've gotten a good rate now due to increased volume.
Are they certified Vegan/Gluten free?
How big is your bag of d**ks?
Our bag of d**ks is 5 to 6 oz's and includes 20-25 gummy penises. Please don't ask us how big our d**ks are, just figure it out with this information.
Are your bags of d**ks with glitter edible?
Yes, the gummy penises are still edible. The package remains sealed and the glitter is inserted between the package and the envelope. Do not eat the glitter. I repeat, do not eat the glitter.
Glucose syrup, sorbitol, Sugar, Water, Gelatin, Acid Treated Starch, Malic Acid, Citric Acid, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Flavor, Arificial colors (FD&C Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1).
MANUFACTURED IN A FACILITY THAT PRODUCES WHEAT STARCH, MILK, EGGS, PEANUTS, WALNUTS, ALMONDS, AND SOY.
NUTRITION FACTS (Standard Bag)
Serving size: 4 pieces (24g)
Serving per container about 7
Amount per Serving
Calories 76 calories from fat 0
% Daily Value*
Total fat 0g
Saturday fat 0g 0%
Trans fat 0g
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Sodium 0mg 0%
Total carbohydrate 19g 6%
Dietary fiber 0g 0%
Vitamin A 0% vitamin C 0%
Calcium 0% iron 0%
*Percent daily values are base on a
2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values
May be higher or lower depending on
Your sexy, sexy calorie needs.